humor Quotes

So many books, so little time.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid.

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not bully; be thoughtful, but not lazy; be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant; have humor, but without folly.

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.

The hunger and thirst for knowledge, the keen delight in the chase, the good humored willingness to admit that the scent was false, the eager desire to get on with the work, the cheerful resolution to go back and begin again, the broad good sense, the unaffected modesty, the imperturbable temper, the gratitude for any little help that was given - all these will remain in my memory though I cannot paint them for others.

People who laugh actually live longer than those who don't laugh. Few persons realize that health actually varies according to the amount of laughter.

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh--at yourself.

It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.