Funny Quotes

So many books, so little time.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not bully; be thoughtful, but not lazy; be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant; have humor, but without folly.

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh--at yourself.